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Obama High

While the dream of a real Obama High School might be on hold (thanks, politics), we figured—why wait? So we built the next best thing: a real school store! Obama High offers affordable gear that’s fashionable, fun, and just a little quirky. Whether you’re here for the spirit wear, the clever designs, or just the good vibes, you’re in the right place. Everyone’s welcome at Obama High!

Meet Our Faculty

Here are just a few of the wonderful people who make Obama High run. 

Principal

Principal Gary
He's too busy playing Balatro to worry about the students and staff.

lunch lady

Betty the Lunch Lady Her meals are as healthy as they are revolting.

gym teacher
Miss Catugno

Obama High's new Gym Teacher. (You don't want to know what happened to the old one.)

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Nurse Eddie

Former Marine Medic,n ow the school Nurse.

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